burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

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burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

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burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

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burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

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Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

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Burnt Bacon

An idea that is bad or stupid

You and your ideas are so burnt bacon, i hate you

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