Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.

After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"