Bush Beetle

Small hard unidentifiable debris that you may come across while groping the pubic region or giving oral to your partner.

Man, I was eating Ken's mom and a Bush Beetle dropped in to my mouth, I almost went roman.

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Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.

I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.

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