Bush Stuka

Also known in Australia as Magpies, Bush Stukas are named such as they resemble the WW2 era Junkers Ju 87 Stuka dive bomber as they swoop at innocent passers by, sometimes drawing blood or even taking out an eye

Give that park a wide berth, there's a family of angry Bush Stukas in there. Old mate Bazza's sister lost an eye to one of the little buggers last week.