Business weight

The weight gain necessary to succeed in the business world, resulting in a satisfyingly plump form. You don't see many slim, successful businessmen jetting around in first class. It's also a handy excuse to let yourself go a little, as once you are rich and successful those women will come flying at you.

-"You're having ANOTHER donut?"

-"Just putting on the business weight, my friend. Once I get enough chub I'll be in the money for sure!"

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