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Busting your pants

A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.

Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”

Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”

by Reuben Carlos Sanchez April 19, 2016