Butler up

To ruin a conversation or point by giving your pointless, and worthless 2 cents.

You "Hey ladies, how are you doing this evening? Can I buy you all a drink?"

Your friend who kills your chances at getting any "Hey babes... do you listen to metal?"

You "Way to Butler up this conversation and screw me out of poontang."

Butlered Up

–verb
1. to fuck up an otherwise simple task
Mike went to the store to get beer and came back with a live chicken and 2 pints of milk, he really butlered that up.
2. to do the opposite of what is expected
You really butlered up the ski trip when you backed nothing but tshirts and shorts.

Phil really butlered up his date with Nancy when he accidentally set her house on fire.

I stayed up playing video games instead of studying and butlered up my exam.

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