Butt A Stump

Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.

Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!

Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"

Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"

(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)

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Butt Stump

1.) A mythical creature known by a small cult following. This creature/being has been known to move so fast that it can reach such speeds as Mach 7.

2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.

You sir, are what I would call a Butt Stump!

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