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A game of chicken involving the finger of one person, and the anus of another. The object of the game is to get the finger as close to the anus as possible.
Nobody wins in butt chicken -either you have a finger in your butt, or your finger is in someone's butt.
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A cold toilet seat goose pimples when sitting a bit long.
Hippopotamus are almost as scary as butt chickens.
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Chickens that have human butts
Who did u see butt chicken nugget? I thought it was a human at first!!
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A storebought chicken witch gets a full 12 oz. can crammed up it's ass for an extreamy large amount of flavoring. This style of chicken cooking falls into the "Smoked Chicken" catigory.
"Tommy i just had the beer up the butt chicken, it was fuking fantastic!"
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A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.
Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."
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Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.
#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt
#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair
#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh
#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh
#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast
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a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"
Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)
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