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A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.
Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'
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Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
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One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.
"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"
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The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.
"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!
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Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.
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a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes
Hey negus....I am a butt monkey
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A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.
David is a butt monkey.
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