Butt Tape

n: Miraculous double-sided tape used in pageants to keep gowns and swimsuits in place, in hopes to avoid wardrobe malfunction such as slipping of boobs and/or butt cheek exposure.

Gracie Lou Freebrush: Oh shit! I ran out of butt tape, and my butt is eating my bikini bottoms!

Mary Jo: Don't worry, I always pack a spare roll.

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Butt Tape

Alternate name for Toilet Paper / TP

Man, who used up the butt tape and didn't get a new roll!?

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Butt Tape

Toilet paper

Bob: YO, your out of butt tape.

Frank: Mom, we need some more toilet paper

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