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when a guy fingers you with a butterfinger candy bar
me girlfriend totally broke up with me because i butterfingered her at that party
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a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.
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Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!
Everything butterfinger!
Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!
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when someone accidentally sticks a finger in their partner's butthole in the heat of the moment.
Did you hear about Lydia? Yeah, Paul's digits slipped and he gave her a good butterfingering.
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When an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. Normally used in cricket.
How could you drop that you butterfingers!
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When your wiping your ass with toilet paper, and your finger breaks through and slides across. Creating this brown finger wrapped in toilet paper.
Butterfinger Candy bar, with wrapper pulled down.
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a. That delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut butter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
1)It sticks to your teeth
2)Comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)Promoted for years by cartoon icon Bart Simpson.The commercial would have Homer Simpson trying in some desperate way to get the Butterfinger bar...but was always too stupid. Bart would then say
"No one can lay a finger on my Butterfinger" or something.
"Hey look, a Butterfinger...it's so delicious and yellow--DON'T lay a finger on it, it's MINE"
I dunno, what example can I give, dumbass?
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