Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

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Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

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butter your bread

to compliment effusively...sometimes insincerely sometimes not..with the idea of gaining favor

The way she went on about your new haircut I thought she was just trying to butter your bread

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butter your bread

see butter his bread.

I'm gonna butter your bread!

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Butter your bread

To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.

Man my bread is dry. Homie I got you. I’m gonna butter your bread.

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