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Buttermilk Arrowhead

When shes giving you that sweet sweet gawk gawk and your glizzy shoots an absolute stream of buttermilk into her eye, piercing and blinding as an arrowhead.

Bobby: Yo Nate did you hear about Ben? He was hammered and shot a buttermilk arrowhead into his girls eye, now she’s gotta wear a patch for weeks.

Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.

by Sgo hills July 22, 2021