buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

Buy Milk

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

Hey dude, Julie and I totally bought milk last night! She was so hot too. We're gonna buy milk again tonight!

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I’m going to buy milk

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

He’s going to the store years later

Dad:I’m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves

*17 YEARS LATER

dad:I’m back from the store

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Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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