C-Penn

C-Penn is a sub-breed of human native to Eastern Virginia. They are known for their libido and superior work ethic although they have “down” days when overworked . Favorite slogan is “you can’t hit a home run everyday” , no fear of heights and no respect for authority. You wouldn’t have to give them directions to your mothers house, chances are they have already been there. Follows every question they ask with “Ain’t it?”

Girl: What is that man doing hanging off the side of that building!?!
Boy: Oh, that’s C-Penn, he’s working on the sign, he gives zero fucks.

Girl: Wow, he really is the number one stunner, huh?