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cowned

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

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cowned

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

by The Fucking Police November 17, 2007

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COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

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cown

A man whos wears lady's clothes, or even does something to his body, so he looks like a woman.

Look at that guy over there, he is just so cown wearing that dress.

by anonymous January 4, 2004

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cown

the essence of being "cool," in style," or "fresh"

check out that cown kid. no not clown, i said cown. you are so not.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

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Cown

Adjective - describing a noun - meaning corny, whack, stupid, or dumb. Usually yelled in mid-sentence, or by itself.

Uhm, that was kinda COWN!
Them shoes is kinda COWN!
That joke was a lil cown.
I hate this class, it's so cowny.

COWN COWN.

by WhyYouSoCowny December 29, 2011

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Cown

A person who really really sucks at sudoku

Amy is real cown

by Ghost_rider2o99 May 12, 2021