Ctp

Clean the Pipes - What all boys do in their free time

I haven`t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks so i had to CTP by myself.

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CTP

Crack the Pussy, an acronym that refers to common and futile attempts at vaginal sex.

Girl, referring to questionable guy: "Don't talk to him."

Girl2, responding: "Why?"

Girl: "Tried to CTP the first week"

Girl 2, looks at guy: "stank..."

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CTP

Clutch The Pearls!!!

Jake: "I totally think i have a moose knuckle in my skinny jeans".

Josh: "CTP"!

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CTP

Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.

Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!

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ctp

See centropy. Kthx.

"ctp < *" said everyone

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CTP Crew

Shortened version of "Chasing That Pussy" Crew. This is when a group of guys follow a girl around, all with the hopes of getting in her pants.

"Hey, where is Chris?" "Oh, he can't hangout tonight. He's too busy being in Miranda's CTP Crew."

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M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

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