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Caged Monkey

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.

You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"

by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014

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Caged Monkey

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.

"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!

by DJ-RT August 12, 2008

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Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly March 31, 2009


Monkey cage

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

by wildbill001 May 25, 2009

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Gorilla in the monkey cage

Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.

After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".

by Patrick L. August 17, 2006

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caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021