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It's a land of joy....and joyness,and it fills me with sweet sugary goodness!
Charlie and I are going to candy mountain!
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Candy Mountain is a land of sweets and joy and joyness, and sugary goodness. The Leoplurodon will guide your way to candy mountain.
BUT BEWARE:
Do not enter the cave, for you will lose your kidneys!
"Come on Chaaaaaarlie! Chaaaarlie! Let's go to candy mountain!"
"When you're down and looking for some cheering up, just head to the candy mountain cave!"
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A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.
Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.
Unicorn 1:Hey Charlie lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie.
Charlie: What is the prairie on fire.
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In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.
Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.
The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.
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A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.
Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"