alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!

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CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!