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The best drink in the universe. Comes in like 20 flavors (all of which are good).
I Love Capri-Sun's all natural, no artificial ingredients, great-tasting flavor!
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Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.
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Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.
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A juice drink contained in a pouch too small to be worthwhile.
"I could blow a load bigger than a capri-sun"
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What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.
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If you are about to have sex with a larger woman and you can not get it in the hole. You then just jam it into any crease because you are tired of trying to use the hole provided for you.
Her pussy was so hard to find I had to Capri-sun that bitch.
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The act of cumming in a girls eye/face after getting head. Much like a capri sun would squirt you in the face after being stabbed by the straw.
Johnny: Hey bro what did you do last night?
Tom: I capri sunned my girl and after she ran out crying I watched the new episode of lost.
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