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a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts
CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!
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This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
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The front seat side passenger that works as the driver's hands. Holds drink's, texts, shift's gear's, changes stations..
Dude, your my co captin on my way up to Florida.
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A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face
Connor: Oh look at my exam result
Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile
Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug
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verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.
Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!
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Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.
theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis
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When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole
my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam