CARCUS OFFICIAL

A very small and secret group that capture and fuck raccoons to death some say they eat children, but if you try to mess with them they will fuck your girl. Also they are very handsome people and are very loved by Allah.

Jimmy: Hey John

John: Hey Jimmy

Jimmy: You heard about CARCUS OFFICIAL?

John: no but they sound kinda gay

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!

CARCUS OFFICIAL: I STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH ALLAH'S POWER