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A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
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A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl
Girl: Take your pants off
Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross
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A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"
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A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty
Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!
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A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.
My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.
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A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."