bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.
Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.
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Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)
mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin
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A Cheese muffin is something absurd and really nasty
Bobby: Sarah stands on the corner giving out free cheese muffins
Billy: EWW that's nasty
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A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.
"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"
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You run into your friends pool with many of his other friends when hes not home.
We totally cheese muffined ians pool yesterday.
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a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries
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The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").
I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.