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cheeser

(noun) All encompassing term used to describe various types of low-life individuals. Probably the primary type of loser this word is in reference to are individuals who put forth little if any effort in bettering their livelihood and the livelihoods of their immediate family and those around them, but would rather rely on their country's government tax dollars to finance their way of life, specifically people who draw/collect a check every month. The basis for the word and it's association is thus: Once upon a time, esp where this writer is from, food commodities where given out to lower income families, one of which were great big blocks of government cheese....in a few words....THE BEST GODDAMN CHEESE YOU WILL EVER EAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OR IN THE NEXT.

Luther was without question the epitome of a cheeser. At thirty years old he had already sired thirteen children, nine of which he had anything to do with, but managed to draw food stamps off of every one if them. He's banned from every single store in town due to him suing for various fictitious claims about injuries. He knows about and is familiar with every chow line and soup kitchen around. If he is somehow able to finagle anyone out of any amount of money they should consider it gone for good.

by Nikki Stixx December 12, 2020

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cheeser

in the gaming world, a person who repeatedly performs the same moves in fighting games (such as in Soul Caliber, Street Fighter, etc) in order to win

Wow, Jimmy is such a cheeser; all he ever does is that damned sweep-kick.

by KarmaGhost April 27, 2004

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cheeser

A fart or bottom burp of such toxicity and calorific heat, it makes the pumper think he may have followed through or skidded his underpants. Your classic cheeser has a smell that brings water to the eyes, reminiscent of the British cheese 'Stinking Bishop'. Smelling it has the potential to cause ones toenails to curl.
Cheesers are usually the product of a 'heavy night' involving the consumption of copious amounts of BROWN ALE, mechanically recovered meat products of a high fat/high spiced nature and potato chips (french fries) served with curry sauce and processed cheese.

"Oh dear, Vicar, you've suddenly come across all pale. Goodness, are you quite well, my dear man?"

"Forgive me, Mrs Saunders, I've just dropped a cheeser so rank I do believe the lead is melting off the church roof."

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018


cheeser

derived from the word said while posing for a picture "say cheese" a cheeser is a smile. when someone is cheesin there usually smiling. a cheeser is an excessively large smile. Cheeser can also can be used as a verb

I think ill be cheesin hard in my graduation picture
Did u see the cheeser on Bob wen they called out his name over the PA

by PhillyDude5 March 10, 2006

90๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheeser

Cheesehead, someone from Wisconsin, the Dairy State.

No, don't take the tollway, on Sunday it'll be full of cheesers heading home.

by Chicago Lee August 28, 2006

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cheeser

A person who lives in Wancheese, NC. These people do nothing but hunt and fish. They wear fishing boots 24-7 and marry their cousins.

You are such a damn Cheeser.

by Scott March 10, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheeser

foreskin on a weener

the lil jew has a cheeser
the kids cheeser was 12 inchs over his knob
the french kid had a fromage
the dirty kid had a moldy blue cheese

by printo August 23, 2006

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