CHIA CHEST

A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.

DUDE, BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING CHIA CHEST!