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i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
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Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.
Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
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A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
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Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.
"stop being a chive"
"Your a big chive Qdini"
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An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.
"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."
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An awkwardly skinny average height young fellow with an "I don't really give a shit" attitude. Also known to have long unwashed hair. Chives do what they want, when they want. They also don't have their license for they depend on others for rides around. The chive loves to smoke pot and will never turn down an opportunity to light one up. Don't get the chive angry, for he is a ticking time bomb.
Evan dude, you're such a chive.
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The act of chewing and driving with your best buds, often talking about very personal subjects. it is bro-time on the road. also known as a dip drive, DD & Dip cruise.
I was drivin' down da street de other day with a chew in my lip and my buddy wanted to join me so we went on a chive down in de countryside.
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