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The deaths were matached up in chronology. :D
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Adj. - Derived from the word "chronic" - Often used in describing nights of excessive drinking.
1) Of a nature that is chronic
2) Awesome, super, neat-o, or sweet
3) describes a night where you drink so much you black out.
1) Yo Jeff, that work out was chronological
2) I cant wait for the Clemson-USC game, thats going to be chronological.
3) We're going to this mexican bar called Los Bravos tonight, and its going to be chronological.
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A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places youโd least expect.
Man- โI dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.โ
Other man- โWas he talking about Chiam Blaster?โ
Original man- โNo, he was showing up in places youโd least expect.โ
The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.
I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
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My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
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From the number of years she'd been on the planet the advantages over her younger colleagues was obvious. Age is an enhancement.
She was chronologically enhanced, not the fastest player on the field but the smartest and most wiley.
A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.
The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.