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Chek

Chek is the abbreviation of the word chekky. The shortening of the word conveys a lower level of cheekiness.

That was chek.

by UltimateNoodleEater September 12, 2023


Paul Chek

When your sitting around the fire pot in your parents backyard and Backyard Blitz supplies the goods and pulls out the Medicine of God in front of your Dad and lights it up all whilst ‘Boys light up’ is playing in the background, The Grass gets puff puff passed around between Backyard Blitz, Martin Bishops and Hitmonlee whilst Micky Boy is just completely oblivious to it all, Nek minut The Haystack kicks in and Micky Boy is all of a sudden copping an absolute quiz festival left right and centre from the 3 musketeers, yet he still manages to maintain that he’s ‘never gone near the stuff’ in his time! Eventually Ricky Ponting comes along with an absolute stinger drawing Micky Boy’s final straw, he has one final swish of his Milton Mango before mumbling ‘that’s me boys’ making his way back inside whilst ‘stumbling in’ begins playing on Spotify!
With Micky Boy resorting to the computer room to ruin his cervical spine and fall asleep watching athletics videos on YouTube, remixes of normdogtrillionaire & Suzi Quatro‘s stumblin in lyrics and words of round 2 of The Stuff start circulating much like the 3 homemade wines and/or beers in stubbies! although the problem is it hasn’t been prepared yet so Backyard Blitz sprints Frontyard Blitz to his utility vehicle to conjure up his fierce recipe of Brocolli, Several lifetimes later Backyard Blitz makes it back to his throne of a camping chair in prime timing for ‘My Ambitionz az a Ridah’

The rest is History & Martin Bishops is a Rider

We getting on the ‘Paul Chek’ then?

by Jonny Sins November 23, 2021

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Dr. Chek

The most potent beverage known to man. A single can of Dr. Chek can quench the thirst of an entire army... of elephants! not to mention get all of them completely intoxicated. It is 800% alcohol by volume.

Bryan: Dude, i'm still wasted from last week when i drank that Dr. Chek
Spenser: It aint no bitch drink

by allyourbase1081 September 21, 2007

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chek out tym

See check out time for real definitions, not incoherent ones.

Learn to spell, cock-polisher!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

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dai chek kwong

Originated from Cantonese, refer to someone who talks and talks, but never try to accomplish to what he talks. The apparent meaning means "big guy Mr Kwong", but "Kwong" also means talk in Cantonese. (YY)

A: John said he is participating the Marathon next month!
B: Nah! Impossible! He is just a dai chek kwong.

Or
A: Look, I'm gonna pick up that girl next to the bar table.
B: Go ahead, don't be a dai check kwong.
(YY)

by bjkingkong May 7, 2014

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MC Bounce Chek

A clownlike tweaker you'd see on a kid's show. His myspace page online only consists of ghetto terminology, which he uses to cover up being a child molester. Constantly puts off larger tasks, like mass child molesting, to the next day because he always has a number of small tasks everyday. Uses the name "Bounce Chek" because he's poor and spends all his money on crystal meth.

MC Bounce Chek: "Hi kids! Today's word is speed. Does everybody know what speed is?"

Kids: "Yes!"

MC Bounce Chek: "What does it mean? Let's ask this young kid. He's a cutie."

Little Boy: "It's when my mommy and daddy are driving really fast down the road."

MC Bounce Chek: "Incorrect! It's a drug."

Little Boy: "Drugs are bad!"

MC Bounce Chek: "Speed is a good drug. You know the kind of drugs that make you better? You can even bounce around the room when you take speed. Say, little boy would you like to come bounce around in my room?"

Little Boy: "Okay. Bouncing is fun!"

MC Bounce Chek: (speaks with excitement) "Okay, well finish tomorrow! I have other tasks to do right now. But we'll bounce around for 3 days once I get to it."

by Mcchrispeepants May 2, 2006

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chek out tym

wen u bin clubbin all nite an u now leavin wit a biatch hopin 2 lay er!

oh itz 3am

itz chek out tym den

by tupac luva October 27, 2003

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