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While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.
Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"
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1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam
2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills
That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.
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At least one hour after anal sex when going to the bathroom clay pigeons are the pieces of crap stuck in your dick coming out with little enjoyment from your partner!!
After having sexual madness with the Weather lady Sheri last night, I Wess Wade sure shot the bottom of the toilet with a few clay pigeons!!
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A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.
Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...
Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."