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cocking

texting while urinating.

Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.

by mrumo June 17, 2011

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cocking

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc

gross the fag is cocking the teacher

by bunny & sasha January 8, 2004

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cocking

coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.

"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."

by mandazeeee. August 7, 2009

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cock to cock

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over here and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier.

by infiniti March 14, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Cock

A chicken's penis.

Look at that chicken's cock cock

by Myung Eun Ha April 23, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock to cock

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"

by infiniti March 13, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cocking Cock

Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!

by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009

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