Cold Farting

When you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you butt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your rectum then air swooshes. You then close your anus the proceed to fart.

CIRE: Stop COLD FARTING, it's gross...

MEDA: No! This is the best!

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cold fart

a fart that comes out cold, usually silent, and hardly ever stinks, can send more shivers up your spine than the original Silent Hill game

I was sitting in my Lazy Boy when I let out a cold fart that made my nipples hard

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GREEN COLD FART

AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.

I ALWAYS PREFORM THE GREEN COLD FART EVERY ST. PATTIES DAY...

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Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

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