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Having a large, voluptuous buttocks
That dancer was so congolese that even when wearing bloomers, it appeared as though she was wearing a thong.
Pinky, the famous adult film star, is famous for her congolese physique.
On average, Black South African women are more congolese than Black Colombian women; the average French woman is less congolese than the average Irish or Russian woman.
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The most beautiful African woman in the whole world, they have the sexiest Booty, they man are not as cute as their women but it all works out some how, they say that Beyoncé is part Congolese because of how beautiful she is. Not all African are as beautiful as Congolese women.
Congolese women are known for being very beautiful but also very strong minded human being." The lion Queen" The most beautiful women in the world
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The Heart of Africa, the richest Country in the world. There women are bomb as fuck they man are the the hottest man in World, there culture is to die for, there people are very kind and wonderful. If you want a Great women or a great man just marry a Congolese man or women. They are one of countries in Africa that does not have sexual Separation Meaning man and women are equal. They believe in living there life's at high status even though sometime they have nothing. Most Congolese people are always happy and proud. They are known to people the most proudest people in the world, culture wise attitude wise and they tent to brag a lot. Congolese people are the best people to ever walk on this earth please learn from them you might catch a thing or too about life. They are hard workers it been said that during slavery the most Africa that got captured the most were Congolese people and that was because they were the most hard working people in Africa and they could adapt really quickly for that many of them were taken, if you truth every black American in America at least 78 percent of them will have some type of Congolese Heritage. Congolese people are good at everything they do expect fixing their own country. They are good in sports, music, dance, healthy, culture everything. But then again they are the heart of AFRICA AKA the mother land. One thing though don't never Cross a Congolese person because they never forget.
Congolese people are the coolest people in the world, they judge but don't like to be judged. There churches are like Fashion show display. Go to one and make sure you look nice of you might hit yourself
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The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.
"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".
The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.
“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”
A masturbation act.
To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.
Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?
Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.