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A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness
Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight
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I wish I hadn't gotten my iTouch for Christmas. I would've rather settled with 1,000 gallons of cookie dough. (:
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Its a strain of weed. Cookie Dough is a wonderfully potent Girl Scout Cookies phenotype. This particular version of the West Coast’s most popular strain exhibits an orange/yellowish sheen of trichomes and a pungent doughy aroma. Cookie Dough’s effects align closely with GSC’s, offering medical-grade sedation on the body and a well-lit mind that borders on speedy. Enjoy this strain as a means to stimulate appetite and dull physical pain while remaining mentally alert. Beginners beware, as this potent phenotype can be overwhelming. Negative effects such as mild dizziness and dry eyes have been noted by some consumers.
*Hits blunt*
Duuuuude what is this shit
I got this new cookie dough man
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A sly term for marijuana. Also relates to the action of getting baked.
stoner 1: "Hey you wanna go bake some cookies?"
stoner 2: "Yeah, i got the cookie dough"
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When two guys are grinding on either side of a girl.
Jeremiah: Hey, she's cute. Let's cookie dough that hoe!
Jean-Luc: YEAH! Hey that sounds like a cool idea for a rap...
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What a femboi fox's ass tastes like
Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?
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The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.
"I almost wished I was dead, but I had a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and my will to live was renewed."
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