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Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

by ShyGuydj May 20, 2011

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Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.

My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.

by Lando McClusk June 9, 2010

41๐Ÿ‘ 201๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooning

Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.

To behave as a very arrogant individual.

Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.

Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.

Lacking civility.

When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.

White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.

White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.

Dude, hahahaha, that guy hanging out with Todd is really cooning.

by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011

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Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.

Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.

by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 123๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009

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Coon/cooning

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

by Gigi1574 July 6, 2020

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