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craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

by GeoTracker October 13, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


craftsman

a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.

The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.

by Sean Dolan June 12, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 November 4, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Craftsman

A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.

Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.

by fanc13 June 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Craftsman

When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.

by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019


Craftsman

Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.

Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.

by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 22, 2006