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A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods
To dominate at anything and everything
Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.
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An ass-crack that gets exposed while BMX-ing vigorously. Gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a "Crandall"
"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"
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Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.
A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"
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To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.
I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!
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Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.
Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.
"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."
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Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits
Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault
The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.
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