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Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.
Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.
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A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
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What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.
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"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."
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The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.
Often the mess is left for dead.
That was one hell of a crime scene you left.
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A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.
Shirley's got a messy crime scene.
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when you and your friends (like 3 or 4 of them) fuck a bitch at the same time, some are getting handy's others are fuckin her puss and ass.
We crime scened that chick in there, fucking slut.
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