CTO

Chief Technology Officer

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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CTO

CTO its acronym of Check This Out

"Hey dude come on and CTO"

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CTO

Short for Camel Toe Owner. Any girl with a camel toe.

While wearing tight jeans or leggings, a poorly dressed fanny can become a camel toe. This makes the girl the owner. Hence, Camel Toe Owner - CTO!!!

"Hey Matt, Check out Ash; She's a CTO!"

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cto

Configure-to-order. When you specify that you want a non-standard configuration for the item you're ordering online, e.g. a computer. The company then builds the item to the requested configuration.

I am ordering a CTO 17" Macbook Pro for my friend later today, with the HD glossy screen, and 7200RPM 160gb drive. Will it arrive before September, do you think? Because he flies out to Italy then...

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ctos

Someone that would steal your girl without trying, also he's cool asf so like

A:Bro this dude ctos hella cool
B: ong

CTO

Abbreviation used by nazis and other white supremacists meaning clear them out, inferring that we should clear out all immigrants and people of color

Loser1: yo bro did you hear about the stabbing done by that migrant 3 years ago in Sweden?

Loser2: yeah bro we need to CTO

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