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Like to come out, but in the middle of sex, often during ejaculation.
Girl: Oh yeah baby, give it to me!
Guy: Oh, oh oh!!! Oh baby, I gotta tell you something!
Girl: Yeah?
Guy: Oh! I'm gay!
Girl: Did you just cum out?
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When a closeted gay man gets caught watching gay porn in mid-orgasm.
"What are you watching?! Are you Cumming Out?!"
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When you get Super Duper Ultra Scared
Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me
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A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
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"Let it out -- cum !" is what the guy who is jacking you off says to you when he knows you're getting close to blowing your load.
Matt was jacking me off, and when he said "Let it out -- cum !" -- I shot my load everywhere - it hit my face!
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When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
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