Cumu

Used mainly in SMS messages typed using predictived text, in which cunt is derived into "cumu"

He was a right filthy cumu!

I love your shaved cumu

Waiter! Waiter! Bring me a steaming fresh side order of cumu to accompany this thalidomide wife!

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CUMUS

When you nut in a container of Humus and feed it to an underage child(Preferably of Female Origin)

Old Man: Hey little girl you want some Cumus?

Little Girl: Yes Daddy Cumus is yummy!

Old Man: Hold up let me nut real quick.

LIttle Girl: Ok make it a fat nut for some good CUMUS!