Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.

If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!