Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"
Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?
Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.
Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.
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The act of drinking an excessive amount of energy drinks and having a generous amount of sex.
Person 1: babe let's go home.
Person 2: why so early?
Person 1: I drank 3 redbulls, I want to give you this caffeine dick.
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