Caleb Conlon

A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.

"Oh, that guy looking menacingly at the dog? That's Caleb Conlon!"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"

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Caleb Conlon

Absolute Giga chad whilst also being emotionally in touch and warm. Also makes girls cream how funny he is.

Did you hear about that new guy at school, such a Caleb Conlon.
Caleb Conlon is sooooo funny!