Caleb Cumberledge

A god amongst men. Nobody can compete with him. Sexy, funny, athletic, smart, and charming. If you are in a relationship with this dude, you won. If you are not in a relationship with this dude, you lost. If you’re an ex of this dude, you’re a fucking idiot.

You’re friends with Caleb Cumberledge? He’s a god amongst men!