Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh