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California Dream Cream

The act of inserting a cream sickle into a woman's vagina immediately after giving birth, the warmth of the embryonic fluid melts the cream sickle and what is left on the stick is California dream cream.

The young boy went up to the ice cream truck and asked the man for a Spongebob pop. The man gave him the pop and the boy exclaimed "that's not a spongebob pop, that's California Dream Cream!"

by mike devivo February 8, 2015

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