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California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

by Von Mannshaft October 22, 2008

186๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

by Tnasty6993 August 6, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


california hot pocket

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.

"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"

by Michael Stapleton May 23, 2006

98๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 30, 2021

281๐Ÿ‘ 341๐Ÿ‘Ž


California hot pocket

putting poo in private parts

last night I made a California hot pocket

by saggy seth229 November 12, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

by SexManic814 March 6, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy

Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over

by California creamy hotpocket January 11, 2024